C-isms XVI

August 17, 2009 at 5:03 am 5 comments

From C’s school writing journal…

The most important event in my family was…having my Dad turn as old as James A. Garfield.

If I could be anything in the world…I would be a golf ball.

If I could fly…I would be with the birds. I would fly to school and back home. It would be awesome if I could fly with everybody in the world even George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.

During a hurricane…they cause lots of damage. Hurricanes have names from A to W. They go boy girl girl boy. You got to be near an ocean.

A time machine…I would see the dinosaurs. I would see television shows like old ones.

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“Mommy! This is made in Italy! I thought everything was made in China!”

“Mom, when was color invented?”

“Mommy, why did you marry Daddy, do you know?”

“Mommy, do you know where the closest weapon factory is?”

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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. therocchronicles  |  August 17, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    snort! I love the “I though everything was made in China” exclamation! too funny

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  • 2. BQkimmy  |  August 17, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    Love the way he thinks. Really love the one asking if you know why you married his daddy!

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  • 3. robinaltman  |  August 17, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    I hope he visits the nearest weapons factory before he meets the dinosaurs!

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  • 4. jlewicky  |  August 18, 2009 at 5:44 am

    Wow, these sound like my typical 5yo! Except funnier!

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  • 5. pixiemama  |  August 19, 2009 at 10:12 am

    My dad (very grouch old man) welds gun clips. Tell C that and let me know what he thinks of my cranky old father’s job. šŸ™‚

    PS (visit Binghamton NY to find all kinds of military “factories” Boeing subcontracts there to the companies that used to serve IBM)

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