Posts tagged ‘child humor’
From C’s school writing journal…
The most important event in my family was…having my Dad turn as old as James A. Garfield.
If I could be anything in the world…I would be a golf ball.
If I could fly…I would be with the birds. I would fly to school and back home. It would be awesome if I could fly with everybody in the world even George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.
During a hurricane…they cause lots of damage. Hurricanes have names from A to W. They go boy girl girl boy. You got to be near an ocean.
A time machine…I would see the dinosaurs. I would see television shows like old ones.
“Mommy! This is made in Italy! I thought everything was made in China!”
“Mom, when was color invented?”
“Mommy, why did you marry Daddy, do you know?”
“Mommy, do you know where the closest weapon factory is?”
“Here, Mommy, feel my tummy. Does it hurt?”
“I’m not good at geo-gog-raphy.”
“Mommy, why did the Steelers used to be Uncle T’s favorite team? Is it because he likes stealing?”
At the movie theater, “Is this the place where Abraham Lincoln was shot???”
PA: “C, when I was a kid, I only got a nickel from the tooth fairy.”
C: “What was a nickel worth back then?”
“Mommy, I love ya’ from here all the way to the Highway 70 in Utah.”
“Hurry up and give me a snuggle! My brain is dissolving!!!”
(From class writing work) I wish I were better at…tennis because it is fun. Next week I might hit the teacher again.
“Someone forted at school today. Oh, yeah, it was ME. And it was FUNNY. And it’s spelled f-o-r-t with an e-d at the end of it.” (It took me several moments to figure out he’s finally learned the real word for what we call “tooting.” But leave it to him to put his own spin on it…)
“Mommy, I do NOT know ANY cow language at ALL.”