C-isms Part IX

Darcy: “Do you want to wait in the car until the bell rings or go onto the playground?”

C: “Let’s sit in the car. What should we talk about?”

Darcy: “Let’s talk about how you are my favorite boy in the whole world.”

C: “We always talk about that. Let’s talk about something else.”

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“Mommy, Is Jesus one of Santa’s Elves?”

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Darcy: “What did you learn in school today, C?”

C: “Not really much. I knew it all.”

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C: “I have to give you a compliment, Mom. You are so precious.”

Darcy: “Thank you.”

C: ”You are a pleasure to be welcome.”

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“If you were me and I gave you a bag of eggs and told you to put them away and you didn’t know about eggs what would you do with them?” Umm, where did I put the groceries???!!!???

“I haven’t gone poop in a long time. I’m just storing it up in there.”

“That is awesome. Dog is a math-solving-dog. He knows 1+1.”