The top 10 mysteries of C
If I only knew the answers to these questions….
1.) Why he puts his hands over his ears when he’s eating something that freaks him out.
2.) Why he sleeps with his blankie wrapped around his head and/or neck. Even when it’s hot.
3.) Why ketchup is okay but tomato sauce is not.
4.) Why he hit his habilitation worker yesterday.
5.) Why he wants ants and spiders to crawl up his arm but he won’t touch a plastic cockroach.
6.) Why he sleeps upside down, sideways, and everywhere but where he’s supposed to, and what that means if he ever gets married.
7.) Why he asks for cardboard flavored rice crackers but I have to beg him to eat a cookie.
8.) Why he can sit still and watch hours of Thomas movies but can’t keep his bottom on the chair for 2 minutes of anything else.
9.) Why he can remember what food he tried to get each and every piece of his GeoTrax train set and in which order he received them, but can’t remember to put his shoes away. Ever.
10.) How he got to be so dang cute I don’t really care much about any of the above.