C-isms, part V
Mommy, why do you think Ms. Mc wasn’t at science night? Maybe she had something else to do – maybe you guys wore her out at school today and she’s already asleep! Do you think she’s dreaming about the boys and girls in her class? Maybe she’s dreaming about us losing our recess!!!
(From writing journal) The mailman is inpornant to send us and every budy mail.
I can’t find my smile….it’s nowhere to be seen. I will be wearing my sad face for a long, long time.
(From writing journal) Once a puon of time there was a Mom. She was a helpful person.
Can you inside this out for me?
(After stubbing his toe) My toe is clobbered.
Do girls’ breasts just pop out? Does it happen in just a minute?
MOMMY! THERE’S A SPIDER! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!!!
(As I’m getting ready to go out to the pool in a bikini…) Mommy, why do you have THOSE breasts on today?
How many babies do you think I should get? Maybe 2 or 3. Or 7. I’ll have to make a big house with 7 rooms. Where will YOU sleep, C? I’ll share a room with one of my babies. Unless he has the flu. Then I’ll take care of him.