March 11, 2008
Mommy, when I grow up will I be named after a road?
Do you mean will a road be named after you?
Yes, like Frank Lloyd Wright. What do you have to do to be named after a road?
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(as he’s looking at the Mervyn’s ad) Mommy, there’s a Mommy just like you. Does that Mommy cost $34.99?
Do you know what science fiction is? Something that can happen but hasn’t happened yet. Like if you don’t have a dog you can get one. And for my birthday I’d rather like a robot. Do you know what realistic fiction is? It’s like regular fiction but I don’t understand it really.
Mommy I can’t talk when I’m playing the rabbit (rapid) round on my Leapster.
(as we’re passing a marble and tile store) Is that where you go when you lose your marbles?
I saw a Galaga 88 story on Wikipedia, the Free Unclepedia.
Can I play a song on the juice (juke) box?
Mommy, what year were you boring? How old were you when I was boring?
Does Aunt J have 6 legs? Is she a bug?
I say some funny things, don’t I?
Entry Filed under: autism. Tags: autism, children, funnies, funny sayings, high functioning autism, hyperlexia.
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FXSmom | March 11, 2008 at 11:45 am
LOL…these are great!!
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Jesch | March 11, 2008 at 8:08 pm
A bug?! T$ is not going to let me forget that.
“I’d rather like a robot.” Too much…
I know, can’t you just hear him say that he’d “rather?” And of course, randomly said right in the middle of something completely unrelated. And I wonder why my mind is spinning sometimes!
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lookingforlifeshumor | March 12, 2008 at 4:23 am
Funny funny funny! H A HA HA HA HA HAAAAA
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awalkabout | March 12, 2008 at 6:10 am
Haha …wait till he does like Ditto Boy and insists loudly in a crowd that you go to Babies R Us because it’s about time he got a baby brother!
Oh, dear. We have had that conversation, but thankfully not in public! LOL!